We might be tempted to think, upon reading Christ's parable this weekend, “Um, I think the King has a bit of an anger issue.” Here's the parable in a nutshell. The King invites guests to his son's wedding reception and none of them attend. So, we read: “The king was enraged and sent his troops, destroyed those murderers, and burned their city” (Matt 22:7). But wait, it gets better (or worse). The King instead invites beggars and random people off the street to attend the reception. These people accept the invitation, but when the king spots one of the new guests not wearing appropriate attire, he flies off the handle. “[The King] said to him, ‘My friend, how is it that you came in here without a wedding garment?’ But he was reduced to silence. Then the king said to his attendants, ‹Bind his hands and feet, and cast him into the darkness outside, where there will be wailing and grinding of teeth›” (Matt 22:12-13).